A new type of review

I read so many cd and concert reviews that make no sense. These reviews are often filled with metaphors, dictionary-required words, analogies, innuendos, non-sequitors, etc., and frankly, are quite annoying. I was recently reminded of Sprokets and how Dieter made such absurd comments, and I've decided that from now on, when I review a cd or concert, I will incorporate some of Dieter's absurdity. I think this will keep me in line with most reviews these days.