Help Madonna Buy a Mansion

So the ticket prices to Madonna's 2 (now 4) shows at Madison Square Garden are absurd - up to $350 per ticket. Brooklyn Vegan has chronicled this insanity, and says that eBay scalpers are charging up to $2,000 for a pair. And even Ticketmaster is getting involved in the scalping, as they are offering a "premium seat auction" for minimum bids of $380 to $750 per ticket! Jesus.